Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I have post one night stand depression
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