these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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