Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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