did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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