You work out of a Hotel?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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