What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
