I just pynch a tree in the face
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
