hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Randomize
