Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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