We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
the liver wants what the liver wants
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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