you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.