Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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