Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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