Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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