Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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