oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
17 year olds will be the death of me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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