i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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