i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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