my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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