: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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