I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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