if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
