Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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