yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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