I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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