How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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