I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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