I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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