CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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