At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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