He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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