I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
high people should be assigned attendants
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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