Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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