I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
the liver wants what the liver wants
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
