i don't like sucking hair
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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