hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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