Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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