it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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