I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My feet surprised me
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