Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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