how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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