Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You ruined the universe
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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