I'm going to jail i love you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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