The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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