Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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