Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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