so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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