She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I need water and some morals
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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