I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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