the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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