you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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