I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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