Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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