David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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