i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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